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At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: At 41 and a half
My parents have been married multiple times each, so the idea of being committed to somebody was scary.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: My parents have been married
..reading your ex's horoscope every week isn't going to help you control his life. No, you need to hide in his bushes, break into his email, or kidnap his dog if you want to effect any real change.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: ..reading your ex's horoscope every
Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: Throughout my childhood, my parents
I was never the girl who yearned for children. I pretended to be interested in other people's kids, but that was obviously just an act.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: I was never the girl
The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: The majority of our relationship
I just hope that people, women specifically, embrace that side of themselves that maybe is a little nuts or that society tells us is crazy.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: I just hope that people,
Crazy" is just a word boring people use to describe fun people. And I am really, really fun!
Jenny Mollen Quotes: Crazy
I surround myself with bizarre people. They're more fun to write about.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: I surround myself with bizarre
As an actress, or actr-ish, I'm jealous of everyone, regardless of gender or age. Sometimes parents will ask me how they go about getting their kids into acting, and my first thought is never, Oh, how cute!

It's always, Fuck your kid! I will fucking cut your kid! If they think they are just gonna waltz into a business that has bled my soul dry for over a decade and snag an NCIS: Los Angeles guest spot out from under me, they are gonna have to pry it out of my cold dead hands!
Jenny Mollen Quotes: As an actress, or actr-ish,
Something about having been with the same man made me feel especially close to her-like she and I had a shorthand that only people who'd had the same penis inside them could understand.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: Something about having been with
women, all of whom come in two types: those who are totally batshit crazy, and those who are liars.
Jenny Mollen Quotes: women, all of whom come
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