Garon Whited Quotes

Sometimes, I think we're all idiots, rushing headlong into oblivion, shouting about how unfair it is while refusing to steer anywhere else.

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric's Law of Lunch henceforth.

Within this work are places where you will see I have done some unforgivably stupid things; here I can say only that I am not perfect. Throw stones if you must, but have a care for your own house! I also offer a part-excuse, part-explanation: I am subject to influences from my most recent meals. I have not edited those parts to make myself seem better than I am; they stand as they were written.

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

... being offended doesn't, by itself, make me right.

I don't much care for the idea of being dead. It makes me nervous. I'm allergic to dying; I break out in screaming.

Politics. From the Latin poly, meaning many, and tics, meaning blood-sucking parasites. That may be incorrect, but it's not wrong.

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I'm making this up as I go.

While it's possible I just got sick and she arranged for me to be cleaned up and cared for - much as I do, or did, for my undergraduate friends - I have no idea why she might benefact me thus. I don't have a lot of faith in the milk of human kindness; it's generally been left out too long. Then again, I also didn't see why she might spend a night in drunken revels with me, either. I'm no prize, unless you count door prizes. Well,

It's one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.
I'm a vampire. We're allowed to do that. It's in all the brochures.

...the whole 'know thyself' thing isn't a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isn't a goal; it's a road.