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Step away from the camembert.
Without even realising or trying, you got me.
I look like a lobster, don't I?
The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth.
Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.
When you're single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs.
Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it didn't change the fact they were small.
One troll called me 'Slutty the bush skankaroo'.
Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.
