David Feherty Quotes

I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.

I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.