Dan Adams Quotes

We didn't realize it at the time, but what we carried with us were colorful, stringers-full of memories, which now hang in our heads like trophy trout above the fireplace mantel.

[We] are, in fact, so close to the amusement park that [our] toilet is referred to as "the log flume.

I missed the morning AMTRAK and then, after lunch, missed a few more trains while mistakenly looking for the PMTRAK.

As a married father of females, I can boast with certainty that my breadth of experience, gained over the course of thirty-something years in dealing with a wife and two daughters, has helped me progress to the point where I am now - proudly no less than ill-prepared to deal with absolutely everything.

...And somewhere along the line in my literary career, I discovered the differences between grammar and grandpa, and write from wrong.

Once it took so long for me to wrap a present that it became a past.

For lunch my colleagues and I each ate the equivalent of a double banana split. I told my wife I had two bananas for lunch...I failed to mention I had to eat my way through five pounds of ice cream to get to those bananas.

My plans were put aside by the prospect of her return. Then she returned, to say that she had other plans.

Picnics in the park with you: barbecue and miscue.

Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket.