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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Something is always simple until you try it.
Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
Anything on paper is obsolete!
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
