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Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.
Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
Everything is optional.
Somethings are illegal.
And some things are really gross.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
Nature is a porno. Deal with it.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Are imperfections is which make we grate.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing ... and that's a great way to lose weight.
Sure relationships can be fun at first, but then you get to know each others quirks, and those quirks become quarks, and those quarks combine and become hadrons and scientists love to combine hadrons in giant hadron colliders and they create black holes!
Theres nothing to fear but
fears themselves, such as monsters,
rejection, food poisoning, redundancy,
monsters, and oxford commas.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
