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Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.
People ... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.