Carrot Top Quotes

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.