Caroline Rhea Quotes

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

I always wanted to film 'Biggest Loser' in Hawaii. We could call it, 'Come on I wanna weigh you.'

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

I'll be a host for life!

I'm so into momminess.

I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male ...

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.