Bobby Heenan Quotes

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

There's only two kinds of music I don't like ... Country and Western.

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole".

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

A friend in need is a pest.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?