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You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
When I let a day go by without talking you..... That day is just no good.
Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.
Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today
Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!
Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome
